Posted: 9:33 p.m. Monday, Jan. 27, 2014
By Dan Clarendon
Nearly two decades after we said goodbye to our favorite Full House, the men of the ABC sitcom are back in a new Super Bowl commercial for Dannon Oikos Greek yogurt.
John Stamos has been the face of the brand since Super Bowl 2012, but this is the first time the other Full House guys — Bob Saget and Dave Coulier — have joined him. Check out the full ad below.
The commercial starts, John is cavorting with a blonde — who is not Aunt Becky, we have to say — who licks away some Greek yogurt from his lip.
Then John intentionally fumbles the next spoonful — tonguing the yogurt up to his lip with a stomach-turning, squishy sound effect.
"Oops! I did it again," he says.
His paramor kisses him, transferring the yogurt to her lips, the squishy sound effect paring with her moans of delight. Then John drips the yogurt onto his crotch, and the woman smiles naughtily.
That's when Bob and Dave butt in.
"Take off your pants, Greek boy!" Bob yells, cleaning supplies in hand.
"You heard the man!" Dave chimes in.
Oh, brother. We bet John wishes this "house" were a little less "full" right about now!